Friday, January 12, 2007

James Brown's body lies a-moldering.....Somewhere.

James Brown is dead and likely to remain so. However, his big gold coffin is still not buried. Why, you might ask. Do they lack the proper permits? Are they waiting to see if he will rise again, even though it has been way past the customary three days? None of the above. His survivors, who are apparently numerous enough to fully inhabit the Gobi Desert, can't decide where to plant the poor guy. C'mon, folks. Can't we all just get along? Flip a coin, play a few hands of Three Card Monte, something but work it out. Embalming fluid doesn't last forever.

3 comments:

Special K said...

This made me giggle.

Perhaps we should have him stuffed and mounted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.....

Just Dave said...

HAHA. Why not? Roy Rogers did it with Trigger and he was just as famous. For the record, it is now almost half past February and Mr. Soul is still above ground.

Special K said...

Well, now it's getting morbid and hateful.
Death (particularly of the famous or infamous) can certainly bring out truely dispicable behavior in other humans.