Sunday, June 07, 2009

Ulm

Ok, ignorant xenophobe that I am, I have to assume that there is a place in Germany named Ulm. I assume this because it seems like wherever a group of German immigrants laid down roots, they named at least one town New Ulm. New Ulm, Texas, New Ulm Minnesota, etc and so on. So I have to figure that this Ulm, Germany is a hell of a place. However, if it's so great, why did they leave? Go figure.

Anyway, New Ulm, TX is the next destination on my seemingly never-ending tour. An old friend and client has a golf tournament there every year to raise money for scholarships for local kids. His son was killed by a drunk driver some years ago and he asks the HS grads to sign a pledge that they will not drink underage or drink and drive. If they do, they are entered in the scholarhip lottery. Good cause. It also gives me a chance to brighten up many peoples lives as they have never seen the brand of golf that I play and many (if not most) find it hilarious. Think Charles Barkley but 10 inches shorter.

The only real problem is that Texas in June is miserable. It will be 90 degrees F with 90% humidity. I will be sweating like Rush Limbaugh at an ACLU meeting. Oh, well, it's for a good cause. And there will be barbeque.

19 comments:

Jodi said...

Well, I'm really sorry you're going to be super-hot, but I AM jealous! At least you get to go SOMEWHERE! I can't go ANYWHERE!

Please come visit me. Better yet, send me a plane ticket - I'll come visit YOU! (ha, ha)

J.

SkylersDad said...

Be sure to practice safe putting Dave...

Superwoman said...

lol, good luck Rush!

Just Dave said...

HG - Hey, it's summer. Let Stephen sweep you away in his rig.

Chris - I always handle my putter carefully.

Thanks, Supergirl. On the whole, I would rather been in the spa at Snowbird in February.

Sushiboy said...

I hear Chuck has been working on his swing. Golf Digest had a whole article about it. He went to see David Ledbetter (or some other famous instructor) and everything. He has improved markedly, now he only looks like he has bad ankles and a stick up a singe orifice.

Unfortunately my swing looks like the old Charles Barkley swing, as performed by a 80 year old stroke ridden great-grandmother.

Just Dave said...

Yeah, I watched the commercial for that show on TV. I had to laugh each time I saw him winding up to hit the ball.

Anonymous said...

You've received an award!

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Just Dave said...

Thanks, Midleah. I'm speechless.

Jodi said...

Happy Father's Day, Dave!!!

J.

Just Dave said...

Thanks, Jodi. I'm chillin'.

Miss Alex said...

OK OK DAMN.... I'm calm :D

I like bbq btw

Just Dave said...

As do I - as my ample frontal hump shows. And the best smoked sausage in the world is in Lockhart, Texas at Kreitz BBQ.

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