Thursday, April 23, 2009

Music City

So I was in Nashville earlier this week. Cool town. If you get over there and you like a good steak, go to Jimmy Kelly's. Not easy to find but, hey, you got Google Maps, right? Make sure you get the corn cake appetizers. These are little corn pancakes about the size of the dollar pancakes you get at IHOP. I could only eat about 75 of the little suckers. They were great.

If you happen to be staying for a few days, take the NashTrash Tour. These are two old gals in a pink schoolbus who take you around Nashville while making outrageous comments. They are hilarious.

One thing, Embassy Suites - Folks don't necessarily want jazz played at nuclear volume levels while they are using the public bathroom. If you don't want folks staying in your crapper long, hire a bouncer.

5 comments:

SkylersDad said...

The NashTrash tour sounds great, if I ever make it there!

Anonymous said...

I used to live in Clarksville and never really took advantage of Nashville as I should have.

I think it was because my ears began to bleed after 15 minutes of county music.

;p

Just Dave said...

Sample of humor at NashTrash Tour:

Emma Lou: Hey, boy, do you like Dolly Parton?

Me: Well, yeah, she's OK.

Emma Lou: Don't bullshit me, boy, You know you would bang her like a screen door in a tornader if you had the chance, wouldn't ya?

e.Craig Crawford said...

I'd love me some corn cakes right about now. That tour sounds very entertaining.

teri said...

When I was in Nashville, last weekend, my cousin was speaking of this tour. I think it would be a hoot to go on.