Tuesday, December 18, 2007

This Just In...

The entertainment community was shocked and agog at today's news that Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from her husband of two months, Rick Solomon. Although separated, their much awaited secretly leaked sex tape should be available just in time for Christmas. Or at least Kwanzaa.

No word yet as to who has custody of the mobile home.

5 comments:

Teri said...

she's another train wreck living in that area of the country. maybe the water is contaminated?

Just Dave said...

Could be. Or some kind of virus that turns you blond, unstable and unwilling to cover your privates.

SkylersDad said...

Hey comon now, that there hme is a doublewide! Woth fightin fer!

Sushiboy said...

Ah, that reminds me of some great jokes.

Whats a mile long and has 3 teeth?
The line before the West Hollywood Actors Guild meeting.

What do a tornado and a divorce in West Hollywood have in common?
No matter what, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Just Dave said...

Thassa fack, skylars dad. An' it's got genuine plastic imitation paneling, too.

Good ones, sushiboy.