Friday, December 05, 2008

Juice in the Joint

I just saw on the news at lunch time that O.J. Simpson is changing his address. That's right, folks. He will be living in public housing in the state of Nevada for the next 8-33 years, depending on time off for good behavior. Of course, the man is 61 now so it's unlike he will make it for 33 years, regardless of how he acts. The judge just kept reading off charges and sentences and his face just kept falling lower and lower. I don't think that he realizes yet that he is really going to jail. I think he thinks he will get out on appeal and the judge will let him wander around free until his appeal comes up. I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen. Sorry, O.J. This time the glove did fit, they did not acquit so in a cell, you will finally sit. Buh-bye.

5 comments:

e.Craig Crawford said...

Re: "This time the glove did fit, they did not acquit so in a cell, you will finally sit. "

Aren't you clever!

Looks like OJ will be free at age 69 .. if he's lucky. Is it likely he'll hit parole on his first pass? Maybe Bush will pardon him.

Just Dave said...

I don't think Bush needs a golf partner that badly.

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Anonymous said...

'bout damn time!

Just Dave said...

Now he is appealing his conviction because there were no black people on the jury. Please.